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shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.
barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side
by anonymous December 24, 2017
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shred some asphalt

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.
by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010
mugGet the shred some asphaltmug.

Shredding

To go sweaty on whatever you’re doing.
Damn you’re shredding this new game
by anonymous May 27, 2021
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shred that shit

shred that shit means basically leave that shit alone . stop bringing it up .
aye bro remember when you was at the club that one night and-

naw bro shred that shit . that’s the past
by anonymous6969420420 February 27, 2020
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Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.
Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!
by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023
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Shred d

To dance on the dance floor.

derived from the term "tearing up the dance floor"
People dance so hard that they shred the floor to pieces.
"Where do you wanna go out tonight"
--"Don't care where we go, I just wanna shred D"
by Damiqua January 15, 2011
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Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces
Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.
by Redberry September 10, 2018
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