special shopping buddy

(N) A women's designated male friend that she goes to the mall and buys clothes with, whenever the need arises. Most likely, the special shopping buddy is in most cases a platonic friend, or possibly homosexual.

Julie: Hey, are you and danny dating? i saw you guys at the mall together the other day.

Kim: Nah, he's just my special shopping buddy.

by buddy lumpkins January 16, 2010

Alabama Shopping Cart

noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.

I heard Rolando McClain got a bunch of weed in an Alabama shopping cart.

by LowTideLow September 15, 2012

Chicken Stomping

The act of killing chickens with ones feet

Derycke is at it again with the chicken stomping.

by Tom Harrings September 12, 2018

Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.

Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.

by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020

Scomping

to snort adderall, ritalin, concerta or any other ADD medication product.

I have so much energy, I was just scomping a boatload of ritalin!

by Private School Douchebag December 23, 2008

Shopping Legs

The event in which a person (usually male) suffers from aches and pains in the legs, usually due to being dragged around high streets or shopping centres, usually by females!

Male: "Let's go home, my legs are killing me!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"

by mrfitz January 18, 2009

Locker Shopping

The act of searching and or yoinking items from another person locker during the school year. Can be usefull to find sports realated items

Joe: Yo check out this sweater i just got from Locker Shopping.
Moe: Dam ill give u 20$ for it?

by Robotron March 7, 2007