Shroominblogin

Posting your thoughts online while high on mushrooms.

Last night it made perfect sense so I posted that shit online, but this morning I realized shroominblogin is not such a good idea.

by 4getmeknot April 1, 2017

Shoomloom

Creating a shoomloom is not easy. You need 16 hookers, a pack of bananas, and a milkshake. Get into one room with all the hookers, and get hard. Take the bananas and shove them up each ass of the hooker. You then drink the milkshake in satisfaction, as you take your radio and play Black Magic Woman.

Wow, did he seriously shoomloom yesterday?

by B0rb August 8, 2017

Shroomsicles

When you extract psilocybin, from mushrooms and mix it into some juice, then freeze it like a popsicle.

I made mushroom juice, put it in the freezer and made shroomsicles.

by Intuitive ACE February 28, 2018

shloom girl

1. A girl that has to clean up the prison cell after a shloom has occurred

2. A female that takes part in, and produces, shloom

3. A girl made of shloom

Give that shloom girl a bucket and mop!!

by Flutterbybug February 6, 2019

Shrooming out

When you take so much shrooms that you fall into a pit to where you can’t tell what’s real and what’s not

Friend 1:Dude is your uncle shrooming out right now

Friend 2: yeah he does it before funerals and work

by Scooby snack stoner March 6, 2019

Shroom Soup

The state of ones brain after a weekend of enjoying mushrooms

Boss: “Hey fellas, how was camping?”
Lad A: “off tap, but my head is a can of shroom soup!”

by Snelper July 20, 2019

shroomcreep

That feeling of mild discomfort to slight nauseous paranoia you get, when tripping on shrooms with friends, that somebody's looking over your shoulder, but it's just you trippin' balls.

Willem: "Hey, man, where were you? You don't look too good."
Niel: "Yeah, man, I'm good bro. Just had to take a break from all you snakes cos I was feelin' a bit creepy. Had a massive contemplation session on my bed and almost faded."
Seb: "Yep, sounds like you got the shroomcreep, son. Here, dab some MaDMAn. Should set you right."

by Peenson's Bro April 1, 2019