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Shitfacedticated

Adjective
1. (of a person or their thoughts, reactions, understanding and high level of intoxication) aware of and able to interpret complex issues while very drunk; slurring but subtle.
"discussion and reflection, whilst totally bombed, are necessary for a shitfaceticated response to a puzzling issue"
2. having, revealing, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion, culture, and intoxicants that range from the finest wines, cognacs, etc. to Ripple, Thunderbird and Night Train.
"a chic, shitfacedticated man knows which fortified wine to pair with both cordon bleu and frito pie"
"One could tell buy the cut of his Armani suit, the shine of his Ferragamo loafers, and the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill stain around his lips, that Tobias was indeed a fine example of today's shitfacedticated man."
by JMFS13 July 15, 2014
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shitfaced

Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.
by Japnigga July 2, 2019
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shitfaced bitch

every single person in the fucking world... except for the ones you like obviously
by summer<3 December 7, 2021
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shatfaced

A variation of {shitfaced), usually suggesting a more fucked up state than being shitfaced.
"Dang, Lil B was totally fucked up last night."

"Word, he was shatfaced the whole night"
by Menocrown November 25, 2006
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Shifaced

To go beyond to known limits of drunk.
"Dude you got so shifaced last night!!!!"
by Adhammertime May 13, 2013
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Shitlaced

"Barefaced & Shitlaced".
Means today you look fresh and bare on the outside but you were definitely doing something dirty last night.
"Getting my protein shake and recovering today--last night was too crazy. #barefaced #shitlaced "
by abstractbalance February 6, 2017
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Shitface

The fact that you found this.
Shitface
by iddunno January 30, 2021
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