Ed Sheeran

A typically retarded, ugly, piece of garbage, smelly, retarded person. This word is used to describe very unpleasant things such as ed sheeran.

fuck Ed Sheeran

by fuck.ed.sheeran October 29, 2020

Ed Sheeran

he's your typical boring celebrity who tells the same lame ass story "i was bullied in school..." boo hoo. idiotic shitheads like him are giving the music industry a bad name and if you hear his songs you will automatically get ear cancer. fans are simple-minded nobs who think pop is "real music".

"Did you hear Ed Sheeran's new song? It gave me pure cancer."
"Someone said they like Ed Sheeran and his music and I slapped them on the face to give them a dose of reality"

by GayWatermelon November 26, 2017

sheeriously

a synonym of " seriously"
usually related to sex, usually when you want to bang a certain person

guy 1 : shes fine!!!!

guy 2 : i sheeriously want to bang her

by Abz11 January 23, 2010

Shears

A total evasion of work

Can't be arsed, I'm gonna do a Shears

by smugbabe September 6, 2010

sheart

a friend who is nice to your face but then talks about you badly behind your back.

Did you hear what jeff said about you, I thought he was your friend but i guess he is a sheart.

by Katie Sands June 19, 2007

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran means An awesome singer who's songs are EPIC and touch people's hearts! He is so down to earth and a super cute ginger! Everyone loves him and He's the best singer

Person 1:Hey have you heard Ed Sheeran's New song?
Person 2: Who's Ed Sheeran?
Person 1: Dude Jhuss Forget your life

by IceCreamMonkey April 10, 2012

Sheerwoodian

There are two stages of advanced drunken language. The first stage is Swahili and the second is Sherwoodian. Sherwoodian is when all the words sound as one and contain a lot of mumbling to the point of being totally incomprehensible. Usually at this point the subject is drooling and spilling shit all over the place like a total loser.

Hey, I was down on B-dock last night and this one dude was speaking Sheerwoodian! We waited until he passed out then gave him a flying teabag.

Wow, what a fucking loser!!!

by B-Dock Drinking Team December 9, 2008