shannon 

somebody who will tell you they will arrive to your party but then ignore you right before it's supposed to start, then not respond to any of your messages for weeks

"hey, how did your party go?"
"great, except someone pulled a shannon!"

shannon by NumberOneBallbagLicker November 5, 2023

Shannon 

A person who creates a lot of drama

“She's such a Shannon”

Shannon by Shannon_08 November 29, 2023

Shannon 

He is very giving. Probably the most unselfish man yoive ever met. Has awesome taste in music, and an even better sense of humor. He wont ever judge you, because hes not even a judge. If you meet Shannon, don't EVER let him go. You will undeniably regret it.

I used to know Shannon. He was the one that got away.

Shannon by MissesRamey January 27, 2024

Shannon 

Shannon means beautiful or sexy
Shannon also means tasty
Could also mean soaked

Woww Shannon is absolutely shannon
This food is so Shannon
I've just been absolutely shannoned

Shannon by Shandavie River August 29, 2024

Shannon 

A wild mix of sass and heart, Shannon is the person who’ll roast you with the sharpest sarcasm but then double-check to make sure she didn’t actually hurt your feelings. Curly-haired and chaotic in the best way, she’s got a tough exterior but is secretly a golden retriever in human form—loyal to a fault, goofy, and always down for deep talks at 2 a.m.

She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.

Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.

"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."

Shannon by CaneDiavolo March 1, 2025

Shannon 

Male Shannons in general, commonly known as the "ladyboy" of the friend group, this individual tends to be gentle by nature, introverted and very submissive, is as pale as a corpse, hair of a corner working hooker and will tend to follow your surroundings where ever you go so be weary, commonly facial features of a weak chinned communist Korean with beautiful soft fingers with a hint of talent to art (i think you can figure where this was going). If you figured all fireman rush to urgency, wait till you see this fella dance down a pole, we all love and appreciate our Shannons tubby figure but personally from a distance, love ya bud and happy Hanukkah

(for context, these people tend to drive a craptiva, possibly a Prius more commonly richer shannons but 9 times outta 10 a subaru with a homemade 6 inch exhaust compensating for something along with our Aidan friends)

if you find you this person tell him, " PISS BACK TO THE GAY BAR DAMN COMMI LADY BOY"

"dude do you see *Shannon* over there? he keeps following me."

"yeah complete fag has being carrying wood behind you pretty boy"
"hate that guy, hate Aidan more tho"

Shannon by UncleKiev March 23, 2025

Shannon :) 

Shannon b is a beautiful girl who amazingly talented and loves animals. they love horses or being a vet they are mainly smartish and blond,
Shannons are good luck so if you have one as a friends that's a good thing they can keep secrets and beautiful never let you down want to be your friend no matter who you are and love everyone. Most Shannon are skinny athletic (strong) and good looking they mainly go for black n blond hair boys who can sing and have 6 packs . If you see a shannon make friends with them they are properly popular ad are interested to know you i know a shannon she is gorgeous and king and forgiving if you was mad at her shell forgive you but if you make her mad she wont care until its physical then you don't Evan wanna go near them.Shannon userly have flat bums and bigg boob good kisses love the sun hate waiting for tans and with long hair also they are very funny and a amazeballs good partier.this awesome amazing girl, whos a awesome friend, as she is always there for her friends, she sticks up for what she believes is right, all the time, shes loyal to who is loyal to her, but will not be walked all over, she trusts until she has a reason not too and beliebes in second chances. Shes a big dreamer and determind to make her dreams reality, shes not afraid to say how she feels, shes very caring, very mad, and just an all-round nice person and friend.

Finished !!!

Ilove her shes the best Shannon :)

Look at her stunning figure its amaze balls tots !!

Shannon :) by shanfan June 19, 2013