Sharkle

When gay guys fart causing shitty glitter to fly out of their ass.

Gay Bob is so gay he doesn't just fart anymore. He sharkles.

by Billlthecat January 7, 2014

Shackled My Sherlock

A form of Cock-Block from a grossly obese female, you were sure would have sex with you.

"Hey Matt did you get with jenaveve?"
"Naw man, she totally shackled my sherlock!"

by Andy-514 July 23, 2008

Shit Spackle

When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.

Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.

by Cock Thicket October 7, 2011

shackles

prison , lock up , county blues

See the losers and up in shackles of motherfuckin chains
Or laid out in the streets leakin out they brains

(50 cent (heat)

by DAS November 23, 2003

Sharkle

"Awesome". Used when something is incredible beyond mere words.

Also a synonym for "Dude", in that it can mean "hey" or "whoah" or "crazy"

Never EVER used with "That's so . . . " or "How incredibly . . ." before it.

In short, it's the everyword.

"You see that buffet? Sharkle"

"You fell on your face? Sharkle"

"Sharkle, dude. How's it going?"

by Nickstermin8r September 15, 2009

shacked

1. to be super stoned after smoking some dank weed.
2. when your eyes get really red after some dank nug.

1. "im soo shacked after that last J."
2. "dude you should use some eye drops, your eyes are shacked."

by Stephen c February 1, 2008

crap-spackle

The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.

Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.

by schluss March 15, 2008