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The 40/40 Experience

An event in which participants are timed chugging a 40, coming set into a sprinters stance, and running 40 yards. This is commonly used to decide draft order for Fantasy Football leagues.
"What was Jonathan's time in the 40/40 Experience?" - Virgil

"He got two minutes twenty one seconds" - Joel

"It took him two minutes to do it?? What was he drinking it out of a teaspoon?" -- Virgil
by coolkidalex13 August 5, 2017
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The Jimi hedrix Experience

The proper name of the band that Jimi Hendrix headed.
(self explanitory)
by kaji February 29, 2004
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experience

An unusual disgusting bowel movement. Often watery in nature. It generally will be remembered for some time.
Ryan must have had a crazy experience because that bathroom stinks.
by Kevin Nelson September 19, 2006
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Experience Option

To use someone of lesser quality, male or female to get experience of getting off with that person, before moving onto the more experienced. The said experience option is often pleased of the attention and helps the inexperienced to perfect their technique
Man1: I hear you've been getting off with that right mong

Man2: Yeah but she's just my experience option
by djdan14 May 13, 2010
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experienced

1. old fart.
2. When you have done something so many times that you can do it in your sleep, you are said to be experienced, i.e. sex
3. To have been around the village bike more than a few times
4. To actually know how to have sex
1. When you are old, you are said to be an old fart.
2. 'she experienced me in the morning'
3. oh yeah, she's experienced
4. He showed just how experienced he was last night
by dillwhole November 24, 2007
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Trader Joe's Experience

When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"
Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter
by Trader Bro's Joe August 2, 2019
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Neapolitan Experience

A threesome involving a black person, a white person preferably blond, and a legitimate naturally ocurring ginger complete with the fabled and mystically magical fire crotch (aka the curtains match the drapes).

combinations of sexes are not pertinent. aka: rainbow neapolitan, lipstick neapolitan, etc.)
Tyron and Annie meet the platinum blond Brittany and decide this magical combination is too much to pass up, let the neapolitan experience begin.
by Samuel Clemmens September 19, 2011
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