Selective Empathy

That counts as a citation.

Hym "Ultra-Omega Psychology Genius! That entire segment about selective empathy is downstream from my thing! How am I THIS GOOD at everything!? I have to have like 1 million citations at this point. Wait, is it 937 kills or is it 937 PhDs? Assists? No, that would suck. 937 isn't a lot of assists...So, it's gotta be PhDs. 937 PhDs! The single greatest psychologizer in the history of humanity!"

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.

A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.

by QuacksO April 22, 2021

selective noodle syndrome

Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.

"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."

by Lugnut13 April 9, 2017

selectator

A rare elevator part

When the elevator wasn't working, Robby replaced the selectator and got it up and running.

by Mamagaga June 14, 2018

selection box

A whore

Your mum is a selection box

Loads of different chocolate in her box

by Kkbutterfly February 28, 2023

Selective hearing

Selective hearing refers to the way people only hear a part of what someone is saying — often, it's what they want or expect to hear — and miss out on the rest.

This tends to cause conflict, riffs and miscommunication in relationships.

It is also very annoying and RUDE.

Sophie Hawker 's selective hearing makes holding a conversation with her a time job.

by CHMedExpert November 27, 2023

selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on

Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.

by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 4, 2021