sehmontine 9

illuminati super ai that wants to build a base on the moon and backstab metrocorp corp.

"OMG!!1111 Sehmontine 9 wants to build a moon base!!!!111

by tarudos January 15, 2004

seemo

A person that acts emo, but does not appear to be. ie does not dress dark, have their hair grown over part or all of their face, and/or cut themselves on a regular basis.

"Allison is kinda seemo."
"What's that?"
"Go to www.urbandictionary.com, nub."

by William Wise September 14, 2006

scheming

one of the levels of dating. scheming is when two people like each other and are talking, but are not quite a thing, but do more than just talk. scheming is after talking and before a thing.

boy 1: "you and that girl are getting pretty close, what even are you guys?"
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."

by _kodakwhite_ April 20, 2018

schemey

A hibee
A scumball fae Leith who'll steal yer trainers for a bag of scag!
Also see numpty, hibee and steamer

Hibee: Alright chief, have ya goat a couple ay quid so ah can buy some scag
Jambo: Fuck off ya wee schemey bampot

by Paul McGregor August 13, 2004

scheme

1. an underhand plot

2.ya crew

i) person 1: ayo wat dey doin ova der!?
person 2: man dem girls be scheemin all day er day

ii) person 1: uh...wat dey doin here?
person 2: oh nah das jus ma scheme

by lil luh October 15, 2006

scheming

similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)

*in the club* "Ooh she scheming" (often shortened to schemin')

by acupcakewashere October 19, 2017

Teta Seham

a wrinkly old sexoholic grandma who wants to be humped all day long,smells like cat urie and can barely walk

Dude! look at this scik teta seham, she wants a piece of me :S
that teta seham had a wild party last night, she even broke her hips!

by anonymous ROFL March 7, 2009