comment section soldier

Someone who looks though comments of a post of someone who is usually a minority or oppressed to some extent, or someone who is attacked for a certain opinion that is widely seen as justified and morally right, and debates with the commenters who disagree and attack the speaker/poster.

When it comes to posts about the trans community, I become a comment section soldier and sift through the comments to fight the 12 year olds hating

by Ermmmmm69420 May 13, 2024

PC-Section Scar

A line on the skin similar to a C-Section scar but is above the abs and below the chest. Caused by spending too much time on the computer while slouching.

Dude #1 "Dude, I'm talking to this hot girl online and she sent me some pictures, check it out."

Dude #2 "Dude, it's obvious you met her online, she's got a PC-Section scar."

by Chuck R0ast March 5, 2011

B-Section

A B-Section is a specialized surgical procedure in which a skilled professional meticulously removes both the hair and follicles from the eyebrows. Often B-Sections lead to Follicurolysis Syndrome and can be fatal.

My drunk friend dared my homeless uncle to get a B-Section he died 2 weeks later.

by the strong voice of the wind T April 3, 2025

election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

Student Section

A student section is a place where students go to party while watching sports on Friday nights. They cheer and taunt the other team (especially a rival team). Seniors usually run the student section, but there have been cases of students as young as 14 (freshmen) running it.

Moorpark's student section is called the Madhouse, Newbury Park's the Panther Pit, and Simi's the Maroon Mob. Basically what they do is cheer and taunt teams.

by Indopride April 7, 2020

T-Section

When you split a girl open from her vag to her asshole, thus splitting open the taint.

Bobby: You've heard about Daryl's huge cock, right?
Billy: Yeah, why?
Bobby: Apparently he gave a girl a T-Section. She had to get 14 staples to rebuild her taint.

by Taintblaster November 14, 2009

Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025