by orangeguy81 March 29, 2009
Get the Stutter-Edit mug.A temporary condition suffered while defecating that follows a bad case of diarrhea; typically characterized by explosive flatulance accompanied by the release of particulated fecal matter and the remaining contents of one's intestinal lining.
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(Verb) The highly frustrating occurrence when someone asks you to repeat yourself as if they didn't hear your words properly, only to have them interrupt you as they respond to what you just said indicating they heard you correctly the first time. It makes you wonder why they asked you to repeat yourself in the first place and can be described as being forced to stutter voluntarily... but who the hell wants to do that?
"Would you please stop STUTTER-FUCKIN' me! That's the tenth time in the last 5 minutes you've asked me to repeat myself only to have you verbally stomp me as I tell you what you obviously already heard!"
by Theghost43 October 3, 2014
Get the Stutter-fuck mug.When an idiotic person usually a girl adds in extra letters to a word to appear cute or flirty, or simple cannot type.
Her typing stutter was absolutely unbearable, this kid needed to learn how to spell. "Ohhkayyss, seee yuuu nexxtt tiimee bbaby!"
by myxchemromance January 18, 2010
Get the typing stutter mug.by gilmoregal May 3, 2010
Get the smutter mug.The inexplicable sending of texts or SMS messages in two to four-word fragments, exasperating the recipient. Someone who text-sputters usually sends instant messages on the Internet the same way, and fires off e-mails without salutations, sign-off, or even the quote feature. Indecipherable txtese thrown in for good measure is par for the course. Often can't be bothered with punctuation, and also favors writing in either all caps or all lower case. The kind of person who initiates first-time conversations with strangers with the word "and."
MICK: hey went to
tower records n
bought 3 CDs
2day thn I
pckd up dzn
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Rosalita then i
ROSALITA: This IS Rosalita. Can't wait for the flowers, but please consolidate the text sputter!
MICK: sorry I
didn't mean
to, will work
on
it
tower records n
bought 3 CDs
2day thn I
pckd up dzn
rss 4
Rosalita then i
ROSALITA: This IS Rosalita. Can't wait for the flowers, but please consolidate the text sputter!
MICK: sorry I
didn't mean
to, will work
on
it
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