Scoffee

the combination of scotch and coffee.

also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.

man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.

man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!

man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.

man 2: no problem buddy! :)

by coochanin October 6, 2011

scruff rape

When a woman has a fetish for men with scruff... She picks her men by the quality of their scruff and proceeds to spend the evening running her fingers through his scruff paying absolutely no attention to the man. Scruff Rape.

Amy met a guy at a concert and Scruff Raped him!

by ScruffRapedAtParadiso November 21, 2013

Scruff

Grabbing something by the neck or collar and lifting them.

I scruffed that mofo right into the cantaloupe patch.

You ever just get the urge to scruff a Kyle?

OMG Becky he scruffed me right to bed. Thats when I fell in love.

by Scruffdaddy September 1, 2020

Scruffian

A guy that's scruffy looking. A mix between a lumberjack beard and a biker shave, but with a preppy haircut and highclass clothing.

" I met a really hot guy last night, he's such a scruffian."
The actor Colin Farrell (Miami Vice)

by Joscelin July 1, 2008

Scoffee

Slang for Ice Coffee, generally of the type that comes in a 600ml carton.
"scoff-ee"

"I'm thirsty. I would love a Scoffee."

by Spazmat August 31, 2005

Screff

A playful insult that plays on the word 'scruff'. Origonally created by Nicolle, this word can be used to insult people, but is not mean't to be too harsh

An example would be saying 'You screff!' to someone that has just done something not-very-nice or dirty

by hoborock July 11, 2007

Scruff

A verb reffering to a fart that is used by youths.
It is not the same as a fart, as it has a worse smell and is often only used when there are groups of people around

Dave: Jesus Christ what is that smell?!
John: It was Geoff. He scruffed.
Dave: That's sick bruv!

by Lololumps December 29, 2016