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Nicholas scratch

A really hot warlock.has sex atleast 6 times a week can be protective and sweet but mostly dominant and horny also a good kisser , will give anything for you
My boyfriendis a real nicholas scratch
by A hot witch ;) January 7, 2021
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ass scratch

the itchy arse being scratched.
Person: Hey, how is my drawing?
Person 2: ass scratch
by xXass_scratcher_69Xx October 3, 2021
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SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS

Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings
Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings

Daughter : it wasn't me

Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS
by SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS October 23, 2018
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blow him from scratch

Performing fellatio on a man whose penis is flaccid in order to make his penis erect.

Contrast with the more common method of beginning fellatio after the penis is already erect.
I was so impatient to fuck him that I just got down on my knees and blew him from scratch. No boner? No problem. I can fix that.

If your man has problems getting hard, no worries. Simply blow him from scratch.

Blowing him from scratch is lowkey goated when extracting cummies with a quickness is the vibe.
by @muchnerve December 8, 2022
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scratchtuity

When your waitress is a bitch and expects a tip, you give her a scratchtuity. Thus, you black out the entire tip line on the receipt. A blending of the words "scratch" and "gratuity," in case you didn't figure that out already.
That waitress was completely and utterly rude. She made me pay for barbeque sauce, and she spat in my beverage. I am going to give her a scratchtuity.
by vachement1126 April 13, 2007
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let me show you how to scratch it

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by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
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Scratch and Sniff

After rubbing hands through your nether regions you then proceed to procure snacks from the office food stash.

Someone who is constintly rubbing and smelling things (i.e. dissolves).
Dude quick here comes scratch and sniff hide those pretzels. Last time he tainted the Ding Dongs after scratching his ding dong.
by Ready 2, Take 3 December 21, 2009
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