screaming penis

when u sit on ur penis

Ex- when u are riding a bike and hit a jump and land on ur penis

after hitting a large jump i landed on my penis wich gave me a screaming penis

by VND September 16, 2006

Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Phrase used to xpress extreme suprise and shock.

Can be used to get attention and/or a cheap laugh

"screaming jesus on a ferris wheel! What the hell is that!"

"SCREAMING JESUS ON A FERRIS WHEEL!!!"

by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004

screaming

a popular and famous expression

'i am screaming'

by k13k0 September 26, 2013

Screaming Nazi

The magical mix of jagermeister and goldslager in one shot or drink. Go's down real smooth. Also know as "liquid cocane", "Golden elk", "Body Bag" and "Jägerschläger".

"Man you were fucked last night"

"I know I did like ten screaming nazis"

"Fuck"

by Jiggalo G April 15, 2008

screaming viking

a drink that exists, ironically, because it didn't exist. On an episode of "Cheers," they stump a cocky bartender who says he can make any drink, by ordering a "Screaming Viking." Woody make it up though: 1 oz lime juice, 1 celery stalk, 1 cucumber spear. Stir with ice, strain, garnish.

Carla: One screaming viking coming up. Would you like the cucumber bruised?

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

screaming seagull

when you are doing it on the beach, you pull it out, roll it in the sand, then cram it back in

that hooker dug her nails into my back while i was bangin her on the beach so i gave her a screaming seagull

by bradincali March 2, 2007

Screening a text

When you receive a text on your phone and you read it on your lock screen but don't open it in messages.

I was screening a text from bob, he is so annoying!

by Azjdnckc May 10, 2014