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Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.
Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!
by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010
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singer spill

A spill of any liquid or food, especially a large spill that creates a major mess and leaves a stain. A singer spill is usually followed by an expletive spoken very loudly.
Dude, that Exxon Valdez was a friggin' singer spill.
by Not a singer February 28, 2005
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scunge

The contents of a bong, once filtered and dried to be re-smoked once one has ran out of weed / synthetic weed. Can also refer to the contents of a bong thoroughly cleaned with uncooked rice and ethanol or methylated spirits - dried and ready for re-consumption.
Couldn't get any decent weed so had to re-smoke my scunge. Wasn't bad though.
by master pjesdrw34 May 7, 2018
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Stinger rule

To stop smoking a joint or blunt when it becomes too short of a roach. To the point where it starts to sting the fingers.
I go by the stinger rule, I’m off of that blunt
by Mattaroni December 5, 2018
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Stingey

When someone’s reluctant to part with cash for anything.
“Oi scoot can I have 0.50p for this choccy bar?”
“Nahh I need it sorry pal, I’m a stingey cunt”
by Scootscoooooot April 18, 2020
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Singe Pudding

The term used in the Bahamas to describe the build of dirt on the vagina. It often has a pungent smell.
Ew She smell like singe pudding
by Meggy eggy G August 6, 2020
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Shadow Slinger

1.Replaces the word Ninja to describe a real person who is a ninja but does not want to be criticized as a Platos Fagatos.
2. Hidden identity of a ninja.
1. Sam is a Shadow Slinger because he did not want to sound like a Platos Fagatos, calling himself a ninja.
by Shadow Slinger February 23, 2010
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