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School

1.A place were human children spend the first 18 years of their life

2.A place were children are forced to accept the dominant ideas of the day and a place were original ideas are thrown out

3. school= 1/3learning+1/3busy work ex. making valentine card holders in 2nd grade+1/6lunch+1/12not payingattention+1/12 field trips

4. a cool place were you meet most of your friends and have most of your childhood experiences
I am indfferent to going to school tomorow mom
by zach May 13, 2005
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School

A place where your social life starts AND ends. The place where you find your first crush, and your love. The place where you kick the hell out of the faggot for saying "BEAT IT BUCKO!" The place where you learn good morals and bad morals. The place that determines your job, and future life. The place where you learn useful and nonuseful things.
Kid 1: I like cookies.
Kid 2: I hate school.
Adult: I'm going to kick your whiney asses!!
by Jewel! May 10, 2008
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School

A place that i don't want to be. Sitting in hard plastic chairs 7 hours a day in rows while a teacher talks nonstop or hands you a packet to work on. Most of the time you're too tired to even think so it's not really even worth while to be there. The worst part of a school day is hearing your alarm go off at 5:00 am 5 days a week. They need to realize that people cannot think when they're forced to wake up so early 5 days in a row!
" Dude, I am so tired out from school this week, i don't know how i'm gonna make it through friday"

" I know man, it's crazy. We should def have fridays off."

" I totally agree, but it will never happen :("
by Person1581 March 27, 2011
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School

School Really Sucks
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 8, 2008
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School

An educational object where you in a smallest amount of time you'll get extremely depressed.
Mike sleeping: Ummmhmpf ....School? ...Umhahldp ....No ...NO ...NOOOO!!!
by Traitorcz June 10, 2008
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School

A place where we're deprived of any basic human rights.

Freedom of religion- they've disallowed any religious talk in schools

Freedom of speech/press- we can't talk in class without fear of horrible punishment

Freedom to assembly- we can't pick which school we go to without paying ridiculous amounts of money

Freedom to bear arms- you're not allowed any weapon or to go to a private school. We also can't pick our classrooms, etcpossible weapon on school property. While disallowing guns and blades is reasonable, they've been banning ridiculous things like butter knives, Nerf guns and needles

Freedom to be safe against searches and seizures- they search your backpack regularly, they confiscate your items and they inspect your body

Trial by jury- there's no jury at school. if you do ANYTHING that the teacher or schoolboard disagrees with, they can and will do cruel and unusual punishments (another right taken away)

Freedom to travel at home or abroad- we can't leave the classroom, we can't go to the bathroom as we please, we can't get up to get some water and we can't leave the campus

Right to our body- facial hair is banned, and some schools have a REALLY strict dress code

It also takes away basic human rights.

Right to sleep- sleeping in class is usually punishable by a week of detention

Right to eat- you have 2 times when you can eat: lunch and snack period (which is usually only 5 minutes)

See: Assrape
School is a bunch of fuck
by Mk19 December 19, 2012
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School

(n): Hell with florescent lighting
Friend 1: How would you define the word school?

Friend 2: Hell with florescent lighting... duh...
by systemsix13 October 7, 2009
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