by El Stink July 17, 2009

One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.
"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"
"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."
"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."
"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"
"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"
"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."
"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."
"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"
"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"
by The Bosmeister December 28, 2013

1. Man, that sausage sure is delicious! What kind is it?
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.
2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.
2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!
by melonie January 1, 2009

A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.
by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.
Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.
I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
by Jordan22 June 11, 2006

Al: Hey Chev you big silly, can you pick me up some vaseline from the store?
Chev: Fuck me, looks like we got ourselves a right Sausage Nigel 'ere!
Chev: Fuck me, looks like we got ourselves a right Sausage Nigel 'ere!
by Raoul_Duke April 22, 2009
