surging sanders

when you come out of nowhere

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)

by MrCalifornian April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

When one cums out of nowhere much like presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has recently surged in the polls.

I was walking to the pharmacy when Will jumped out of a tree and Surging Sandersed me!

by Col. HappyFapper April 24, 2016

surging sanders

"When you come/cum out of nowhere", originally referring to 2016 US presidential candidate Bernie Sanders suddenly narrowing his popularity poll gap significantly with fellow Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton
(Definition popularized by Trevor Noah, host of the Daily Show, January 2016)

I was starting to go limp and thinking of pulling out, but then I suddenly performed a surging sanders, and instantly my sperm was leading in her polls!

by Leif Greane May 9, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere (defined by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show, January 13th, 2016)

We'd hardly started kissing when my boyfriend started surging sanders

by voxdoc April 28, 2016

surging sanders

When Bernie Sanders or one of his supporters ejaculates all over someone

After the rally Billy pulled a surging sanders on Jessica

by Tech giant May 6, 2016

Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).

"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by vonkish April 27, 2016

Surging sanders

Coming on you from out of nowhere.

My boyfriend suddenly gave me a surging sanders egen I was watching the daily show.

by bjoernisathome April 24, 2016