Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)
by MrCalifornian April 24, 2016

When one cums out of nowhere much like presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has recently surged in the polls.
by Col. HappyFapper April 24, 2016

"When you come/cum out of nowhere", originally referring to 2016 US presidential candidate Bernie Sanders suddenly narrowing his popularity poll gap significantly with fellow Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton
(Definition popularized by Trevor Noah, host of the Daily Show, January 2016)
(Definition popularized by Trevor Noah, host of the Daily Show, January 2016)
I was starting to go limp and thinking of pulling out, but then I suddenly performed a surging sanders, and instantly my sperm was leading in her polls!
by Leif Greane May 9, 2016

by voxdoc April 28, 2016

by Tech giant May 6, 2016

You know, when you come out of nowhere.
(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).
(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).
"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."
"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"
Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.
"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"
Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.
by vonkish April 27, 2016

by bjoernisathome April 24, 2016
