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samp

a verb which stands for playing San Andreas MuliPlayer.
Zelly: Yo sup dudes, it´s so fucking boring lets go samp!
Cyles: Hell yeah we gon blast on them noobs!!!
by SMD Prod August 21, 2007
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Sampson

Sampson. "Better than Lassie." He is that "one in a million" dog. Loved and adored by everyone he meets. Black beauty. Long beautiful jet black furr with a smiling face. Adores his owner who he warships every step she takes. A loyal and loving companion who brings years of memories that will be treasured forever. He lives not for himself, but his master. The one he loves. Obedient like a robot and will wiggle his whole body when he greets you at the door like he has not seen you in years. He lives just to make his owner happy. He is a bed hog though...but he does it all. His greatest joy in life is his the owner...and going to the dog park with her. The girl he loves....
"Sampson.....wanna go to the "park"?
by Sampson's queen..... April 28, 2012
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SAMPLED!

When one is dominated in such a manner that it creates a supernova; a free ownage upon others
Gurndeep Hempsky Jr. was skating down the ice until Spencer checked him into the boards and fucking SAMPLED! him.
by You Just Got Sampled April 19, 2009
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wanna talk to Sampson?

It is slang for asking someone if they want to smoke marijuana taken from the movie half-baked, where Sampson Simpson is a well known drug dealer.
Bro 1: Hey bro wanna talk to Sampson?

Bro 2: I guess I could have a few words with him.
by The Larps May 16, 2009
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sampi

The thug!
Everyone is a gangster until Sampi shows up!
by veera123 January 25, 2020
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core sample

The act of sticking your finger up your own ass to gather a small amount of feces, then quickly administering it in an unsuspecting persons mouth. Think of a wet willy.
Last night I was fuckin' my bitch, then i gave her the ole' core sample. Bitch got pissed.
by Sampson Antfarm April 24, 2008
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Grey Matter Core Sample

drilling a hole in someones skull and fucking their brains out.
well Lary i guess im going to have to give your wife a grey matter core sample for letting Fluffy crap on my lawn again!
by wetspongecrosscountry October 20, 2010
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