Salsa Shark

Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.

Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”

by TND1488 October 16, 2023

Sticker Salesman

Used to describe someone who has done something really stupid or is destined to do supid things for their life.

"George Bush is such a sticker salesman." OR...

"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."

" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."

by Shoelesshobo October 21, 2011

Rack salesman

a man who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking a percentage of their earnings in return

There were rack salesman on every corner. Looking for clients.

by Word_for_word January 31, 2012

black salsa

The morning poop After a night of chowing down elote and drinking Budweiser.

Man, last nights boozing and corn eating made my black salsa so thick that I need a soft shell to clean the porcelain.

by Queegal April 28, 2015

Ass salsa

The act of emptying the contents of a jar of salsa into one’s anus and having another person scoop it out with chips.

Gaw’damn, Daquan and Lakeshia got that good ass salsa last night!

by Daquan Jenkins February 9, 2018

hot salsa

When she says don't cum in her mouth and you pull out and Cumin the woman's eyes, on accident.

Steve pulled out of my mouth last night and shot hot salsa in my eyes.

by Jordynsrinkslikeshit September 13, 2018

Young salsa

A homosexual dance performed by young Hispanics after a successful money shot at a donkey show.

The flamboyant men love doing the Young Salsa at a donkey show.

by IBREAKYOURHYMEN December 14, 2018