cell phone salute

When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.

"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."

"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"

by SixStringSaint August 17, 2009

sablah

The sound that is made when you hit another person in the face with a guitar.

I threw my guitar at him and it was like...'sablah!'

by Politiciandiva November 25, 2007

sablesmart

the coolest kind of smart there is.

That girl is so sablesmart, she got into Swarthmore.

by SimJ90 October 23, 2007

Salute Jupiter

An Optimistic Individual.

A Very Very Very Grand Socialite.

Everyone Salute Jupiter when he come thru.

Salute Jupiter don't give one fuck

by JupiterSalute January 19, 2012

Slippery Salute

The highest quality fingering out there

I gave that schmoe a slippery salute

by Drewskizzy December 7, 2006

salutations

An amazing word that can be used both on meeting and on leaving.

(1) Someone walks up to another person. "Salutations."

(2) "Salutations." Someone then walks away from another person.

by The Bruhness is over 9000 December 15, 2016

taunton salute

by bending your third finger on your right hand over using your thumb, thus exposing your index, middle and little finger, you then insert your fingers into the female recipient (usually done by surprise). little finger heads to brown town and the two main fingers into the fishy villa.

gave my missus the taunton salute last night, she sqeauled so bad i had to make her bike the pillow

by Toby Edmunds October 18, 2007