sloodge

A massive cock that is inserted into a plastic bag

Suck my sloodge

by Geegee123456789 August 9, 2016

Snoodle

An amazing person who has taken a liking to noodles

Snoodle is amazing, he couldn't actually be any better. Also, he loves snugget

by SnoodleH June 1, 2020

Yarl's Wood

Detention centre where private companies systematically rape vulnerable women with impunity. Protected by the British Home Office, which refuses Freedom of Information requests about the numbers of rape incidents on the basis that publishing the information would commercially harm the companies involved.

I hear Serco and G4S are raping like madmen at Yarl's Wood, but the government won't release the figures.

Gita: Sonia was Yarl's Wood last night.
Janine: What, you mean RAPED?
Gita: Uhuh.

by Bitumen June 14, 2016

smoodge

when you tongue someones bum and then, with poo on lips, proceed to kiss your partner

Kyle smoodged you.
Kyle gave you some smoodge.
Kyle is a smoodge.
Kyle is the smoodge.

by tracknumberseven January 23, 2009

Snoodles

Cocaine

Lets get some snoodles tonight?

by spicoli4420 February 15, 2009

snoodling

when a woman chews on a mans foreskin and penetrates it with her tongue

"first she sucked on my balls and then she stuck a finger in my ass and started snoodling me."

by Riverat December 9, 2008

Snoodling

The combination of snuggling and canoodling., when you feel close to someone the way to express it is to snoodle(snoodling). Non sexual.... but snoodling can lead to other activities

when I feel comfortable and close to someone I love snoodling up with them and watching tv

by Kcat November 23, 2017