"Swoofter" - originally a contraction of "pull a swift booster pal", now used in many other contexts.
To be told to "pull a swoofter" is loosely equivalent to, in the vernacular, "get the fuck out".
To be told to "pull a swoofter" is loosely equivalent to, in the vernacular, "get the fuck out".
"Fuckin' pull a swoofter"
"Double dunt a swoofter and fuck off"
"Get your rat out ya pure swooftcake"
etc.
"Double dunt a swoofter and fuck off"
"Get your rat out ya pure swooftcake"
etc.
by Shaggatron June 17, 2009
Get the swoofter mug.The combination of both SWAG and MOJO. Thus the name SWOJO. One with SWOJO must first off have Swag. Once obtained they must Swag on others with their Mojo abilities. Which means charm or spell, and in even more Swagging terms Sex Appeal or SWAG-nificent talent. Once one has mastered the combination of both SWAG and MOJO. That person shall be deemed worthy of having SWOJO.
DO IT BOII
DO IT BOII
by Swojo Master July 6, 2011
Get the Swojo mug.When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
by lunatic7 February 9, 2012
Get the swoop and tuck mug.by GhoulMasterX February 6, 2003
Get the Swoop mug.To shoplift or "hustle" someplace or someone by means of surprise (i.e Asking a complex or incomplete question in order to distract the person being "hustled")
That nigga asked me "Hey, I'm looking for the diet water in the Freudian personality section. Do you know the coordinates of it?" and ran the fuck out with a subway sandwich. I can't believed he swoop and swap my ass.
by ching blang June 29, 2008
Get the swoop and swap mug.Suffering from extreme swoleness, anger, and/or madness.
Symptoms include redness in the face.
Raising and straining of the voice at others.
Movement of the body in an angrily fashion.
Symptoms include redness in the face.
Raising and straining of the voice at others.
Movement of the body in an angrily fashion.
Axel:Hey did you see that kid with the red ass face?
Tom: Oh, him? He's suffering from extreme swoleosis.
Tom: Oh, him? He's suffering from extreme swoleosis.
by ChrisJawns May 28, 2010
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