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Chin Strap

A beard that has been shaped to look like a chin strap of a helmet. Ironically, the only people who choose to go with a chin strap style of beard are themselves by definition, helmets.
"You see that bawbag Dean has grown a 'beard?'"
"No way, what's that stinking swamp donkey gone with?"
"A fucking Chin Strap , looks a right cunt"
"Damn, what a cunt"
"Aye, he's a cunt"
by Gillihad April 7, 2020
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Coconut Strap on

It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"

"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021
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One strap

When someone at school has their bag on one shoulder, you pull it off their back and shout one strap.
BOB: *wears his backpack on one shoulder*
JEFF: *knocks bag off BOB's shoulder* ONE STRAP!
by Https.lilith.com May 23, 2021
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JC Strap

"Jesus Christ" Strap. Handle found in most automobiles above the door windows and employed when the driver opts for some crazy cornering or drives over a cliff. So named as passengers will often scream "JESUS CHRIST" when this phenomenon occurrs.
As Frank took the bend at 90 I grabbed the JC strap and hung on for dear life.
by ironrat January 18, 2010
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strap-on lea

A scouser burd that has serious attitude,has a love for spreading lurpac butter over her colossal vagina to make way for jamming the neighbor's scruffy flea bitten cat inside inside her stink hole.
Fucking raging av ran out of lurpac,there's no way am gonna have time to ram the neighbor's cut up ma stink hole to give the fleas a new home before they notice its missing

Sums it up this is arrre lea

Strap-on lea attitude of a well known nobhead

Strap-on lea enjoys 2in the pink a fist in the stink
by Strap-on lea December 3, 2019
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choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons
1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.
by Davo April 9, 2004
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