by Cuntbung October 29, 2003
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2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.
2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
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Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.
Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003
And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!
Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.
Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003
And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!
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by 8 fl oz. June 13, 2010
Get the stewart mug.Kristen Stewart is a pot smoking weirdo that is an American actress, who works in indie films after she got shit for being Bella and making a Hustle for money during the twilight day's she's now worth over 50 million dollars
She's also a hot ass lesbian that's why her fan's are called krisbians there the only one who sees she has talent And if you don't believe that your stuck in 2010 just watch "personal shopper" and "certain women" your small mind would be surprised and if you still don't believe that
She's the first American actress to win a French a cesar it's like a French Oscar
She also doesn't give a fuck about bras and loves the middle finger.
She's also a hot ass lesbian that's why her fan's are called krisbians there the only one who sees she has talent And if you don't believe that your stuck in 2010 just watch "personal shopper" and "certain women" your small mind would be surprised and if you still don't believe that
She's the first American actress to win a French a cesar it's like a French Oscar
She also doesn't give a fuck about bras and loves the middle finger.
Homophobic mom: honey who is Kristen Stewart girl on your phone
Random kid: some lesbian stoner girl from L.A
Homophobic mom: I really don't want you to like that girl
Random kid: it's hard not to like her if your a lesbian like
Homophobic mom: Excues me
Random kid: where called the krisbians mom
Random kid: some lesbian stoner girl from L.A
Homophobic mom: I really don't want you to like that girl
Random kid: it's hard not to like her if your a lesbian like
Homophobic mom: Excues me
Random kid: where called the krisbians mom
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