stemley

fat ass who eats kids with a ton of tattoos. Women wonder how he can show his face in public so he wears jerseys to get attention away from his ugly ass-crack looking face

stems(stemley) set a world record for eating little children in one minute by eating 95. he then went to the hot dog stand and ate 192 hot dogs in 5 minutes

by yo mama's ass March 1, 2010

Stemmed

Another way of saying someone is buzzed. Geeked almost.

"Why does John look so happy to be in school?"
"He's just stemmed."

by boyshoutsking August 17, 2011

stemwinder

When a woman is giving a deepthroat blowjob and winds her tongue around the shaft of your penis.

Julie gave me a bitchin' stemwinder the other noght

by Jason Freeman September 16, 2003

Stemper

One who makes foolish decisions. A useless map-reader. A driver of excessive speed on an unsafe road. One who fails in many areas of life, try as he might. One who is prepared to stick to their guns... even though they know they are wrong.

As in a parental warning...
'Mind him... He's a bit of a stemper'.

Or

When hitting one's thumb with a large type hammer one may inoffensively shout..... "STEMPER!"

by Boomsong January 16, 2008

stemak

A real hot, tall, and blonde girl.

Check out that stemak over there, shes real hot!

by SDubBB July 11, 2007

stemmies

psilocybin mushrooms.

Yo Brah, these are some dank stemmies! I haven't tripped this hard since Buffalo Steve hooked me at Further Fest in like '97.

by Wook1717 September 20, 2009

stemfie

A selfie of yourself in the voting booth. First used during the European elections 2014.

Stem= vote in Dutch

A: Are you going to take a selfie in the voting booth?
B: Yes I'll will take a stemfie

by Decleire June 12, 2014