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Jaleel Stallings

A guy from Minnesota who unknowingly shot at Minneapolis police in 2020 because they shot rubber bullets from a rented van and didn't identify himself.

He was acquitted of ALL charges and paid $1.5 million by the City of Minneapolis, and the cop who kicked him pleaded guilty to a felony.
Jaleel Stallings started the Good Apple Initiative to aid officers who want to report misconduct but fear retaliation.
by MrKrabsIHaveAnIdea February 28, 2025
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Stallings

1. **noun** \| *stal-lings*

A multifaceted and remarkable individual known for exceptional beauty, intelligence, and kindness. Stallings is an inspiring leader and a dedicated officer in the army, admired by those around her. As a close friend, she brings insight and motivation to any situation. In her free time, she can be found playing soccer and indulging in her passion for running. She exemplifies strength, compassion, and dedication in every aspect of her life. It's impossible not to fall completely in love with someone like Stallings.

An extraordinary individual, embodying beauty, intellect, and kindness in every aspect of her being. Stallings is not only a devoted army officer but also a beacon of inspiration and guidance to those fortunate enough to know her. As a trusted confidante, she offers profound insight and unwavering support. In her leisure, she gracefully navigates the soccer field and finds solace in the rhythmic cadence of running. To know Stallings is to be captivated by her indomitable spirit and unwavering grace.
"Wow, you really handled that situation like a true Stallings!"

"I aspire to be as inspiring and insightful as Stallings."

"In a world full of ordinary, be a Stallings."

"To love Stallings is to embrace the extraordinary."
by Kaystar1988 May 14, 2024
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cleaned the stall

Performing oral sex on the ass.
Well he was mucking the barn, he went one step further and cleaned the stall.
by Just Dirty August 5, 2016
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Shower Stall Massacre

When you blast explosive diarrhea all over the wall of the shower stall.
Knowing I was going to have explosive diarrhea, I performed a shower stall massacre.
by ESDI-80 August 1, 2024
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short stall

Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.
Text: Sitting at short stall rn
by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022
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Brawl Stall

When a member of your D&D party is constantly stifling the action in your quest. They'll second guess every move that's made and attempt to solve every conflict with non-violence.
Player 1: "I want to kick the door open and run in screaming bloody murder. I want to gain as much attention as possible for a target rich environment."
Player 2: "YEAH! Let's get 'em!"
Player 3: "Okay, but on your head be it."
Player 4: "Hang on! There might be another way to do this. Can we try talking to them?"
Players 1,2 & 3: "For fuck sake, stop trying to brawl stall us!"
by asstastic February 5, 2018
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deep stall

A deep stall is an airplane stall where not only does the aircraft not get enough lift from the wind speed, but, there's enough wind to push the nose of the plane up which makes it impossible for the plane to pitch back down to exit the stall normally.
Basically there's not enough wind to lift the whole plane but there's enough lift to keep the nose up which removes the possibility to pitch down and escape the maneuver.
When the pilot entered a deep stall he sobbed violently.

"Captain I think we're fucked. We're in a deep stall now..."

"Why the hell aren't we pitching down!?" Oblivious pilot.
by C4BrickorSleep October 9, 2023
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