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Special Forces Mesa

A Medcom Soldier who goes to sfas completely over weight out of shape and doesnt even make to the start of the course, and claims all the while that he was just going for the experience just to deflect from his total and abject failure. I.E. Epic Fail

See also: Spanish Table
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by The Medic68w January 23, 2010
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Special Leave

Generic term used within many administrative sections of UK public sector to excuse/justify/advocate frivolous waste of public funds through unnecessary staff absence, and expense claims. Can cover various pursuits including, but must adhere to following: (1. Must NOT conclude with beneficial outcomes for funding body (the public), 2. Must offer opportunities to waste public money through paid absence, and unnecessary expense claims, 3. Must be so ludicrous in their inception to rile and annoy other tax payers.). Funding for special leave is regarded as a higher priority than employment, and as such is not affected even in austere times and redundancies.
Example of use: "hey, you hear about half of the department being made redundant last week? I only heard about it when I submitted my expense form for last week's special leave - we went skiing. Yeah it's so unfair all those redundancies - I blame the banks."
by cf_phil November 14, 2013
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Special Kind of Special

1. A person who seems slow or stupid at times without actually being mentally retarded.

2. Something that is considered sub-par or lower-than-average poor quality.
"Have you met my new girlfriend? I think she's kind of special."
"Dude, your new girlfriend is a Special Kind of Special."

"Have you seen how people drive around here? It's a special kind of special!"
by Bricksgirl June 27, 2014
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Special Erection

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room
Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy
by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019
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Shoebox Special

A dump that is of such impressive qualities (whether girth, length, odour or texture) that to simply flush it away would be unthinkable. It is therefore carefully transferred from the porcelain bowl to a suitable receptacle (such as a shoebox). At this stage, one can use the shoebox to demonstrate the excellent qualities of said turd to one's partner / family / co-workers or simply people you pass in the street.
Matt - Has anyone seen Rusty this morning? We're late for a meeting.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.
by Rusty Gash February 3, 2010
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Luka Special

When an NBA player has more points than the opposing team combined after two full quarters of play.
In game 7 of the 2022 Western Conference Semi-Finals between the Dallas Mavericks and Phoenix Suns, Luka Doncic trademarked the term "Luka Special" when he outscored the entire Suns roster, including Chris Paul and Devin Booker, through the first 2 quarters of the game.
by blakes_takes May 16, 2022
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Shane Dawson special

Spread your pets chicken legs and masturbate on their stomach.
Stop pissing me off or im going over to your house to give your dog a Shane Dawson special.
by Lane Kurtis Coates April 8, 2019
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