Snarf

(Verb) when you laugh so hard, snot (boogers) come out of your nose. In worst-case scenarios, onto someone else.

“Ew, did you just snarf on me?”

“His story was so funny I snarfed”

by Brenna_dee May 29, 2018

Seat Snarf

A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.

Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.

by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023

Snarf

To snort a powdered substance as one would cocaine, often with a vigorous, exaggerated motion

During the sleepover, Kyle thought it’d be funny to snarf a line of Pixy Stix, but instantly regretted it when his nose felt like it was on fire.

Elias finished scraping the powder from the last roll of Smarties. He carefully scraped it into a neat line with his school ID before leaning in to snarf it.

by Squashy beanbag February 4, 2025

SNARF

(1.__- SNARF:- A cop who goes around sniffing,smelling bicycle seats after one who rides on one.(2.__SNARFFING_-:

HE HAS TWO WEEKS OF TRAINING IN THE ARTS OF SNARF

by FOGTOWN831 April 19, 2018

Snarf

The act of sniffing girls’ bicycle seats -or-
The person who sniffs girls’ bicycle seats.

1. The young lad was actually a snarf who relished the sniffing of teenage girls’ bicycle seats, especially after they had been riding for an extended period of time. (Noun)
2. The boy would anxiously snarf the girls’ bicycle seats after they dismounted them at the convenience store. (Verb)

by Macsloan July 25, 2021

Snarf

A female that has the ability of taking your breath away; To acquire, with little concern for others, the concentration and consideration from the surrounding community; A person regarded as physically attractive.

Say bro, I just saw this snarf walking on campus who almost made me wreck my slab.

by Oskee Woskee November 2, 2009

snarf

a person of female origin named Naomi butterfly.

you know snarf cheese ran waz in pickle room.

by blanlets October 28, 2023