Anna Sheffield

A one of a kind person. Funny, witty, corky, friendly. She has a contagious laugh, loves politics. She'll make it interesting even if you dont like it. She is someone you can never forget, no matter what life throws at you. She is someone you can never get enough of because she just makes you fully warm and happy inside. She is someone ''you'll always have underlying feelings for'' because you just can't help it.
On top of that she is so sexy. She'll make you crave her. Beautiful, hot, smoking.
She is someone you will miss everyday.

No one makes me laugh like Anna Sheffield! We have an amazing chemistry!

by theonewhokeepsgettingaway September 16, 2011

Sheffield Hallam University

An institution of legends. Though they may not be quite so keen on flicking through books as their academic counterpart down the road they sure as hell have more fun.

Generally deemed as more attractive than ‘Uni of’
They most certainly would rather be a poly than a cunt

Oh does he go to Sheffield Hallam University? He must surely be quite the dashing gentleman who knows how to have fun during his studies

by YorkshireManAmI May 15, 2018

smuffocate

Smuffocating-Smuffocation
A humorous sexual term to describe when a man is suffocating from having his face sat on for too long. Oral sex to the point of suffocation, usually when describing the act of 69 with a larger woman.

"Damn bitch it's about time you got off my face, you were about to smuffocate my ass."

by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008

Steffane

A kick ass broad.

Man that shawty is a Steffane ya heard!

by Jenelle Keonia November 28, 2012

Smuff

V. To hog or take more than your fair share. Usually in reference to smoking marijuana.

That dude is such a smuffer. He hit the blunt four times before passing it.

by Dr. Hugh G. Rekshun May 26, 2014

Steff

Steff's soft blue eyes are as bright as her personality, and her incredible beauty bewilders all those who have the good fortune to gaze upon her. Commonly nicknamed El Stefano, she's known for her fondness of the Dirty Sanchez and golden showers, and her terrible impression of Michael Caine. As beautiful as she may be on the outside, with hair like gold and a personality that will cause you to fall at her feet, be cautious. She's also known as Kitten Kicker Steff, Steff the Bootlegger, Pirate Steff "Crabs" II, Steff The One Who Knocks, Steff The One Who Doesn't Knock, Jamie Oliver, and Steff the Genuine Gentrified Jacket Jacker. Despite these misgivings, her redeeming features outweigh them tenfold. When she holds on to you like she's about to fall off a cliff it makes you feel like you've finally found someone, somewhere, that gives a shit about you. Her ability to forgive both mistakes and terrible jokes is astounding. A must have for your wonderful person collection, she'll shine and thrive at the top of any shelf as long as you keep her in the shade and water her more than the dead houseplants she attempts to nurse.

Not recommended for use in the shower - she's got little bowel control, which for a 23 year old is pretty concerning.

Waterproof up to 10 metres, which when converted to the imperial system is something overly complicated and confusing.
Feed thrice daily - we are not responsible for gas caused by overfeeding.
Keep away from children - choking hazard.

"Where did Steff go?"
"She's right next to you, dude."
"Oh, hey! Didn't see you all the way down there. Maybe invest in some stilts?"

by TheBigDapperDipper April 9, 2019

smerf

A fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set vagina and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.

"Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"

by fuck0ff January 8, 2012