a box of smashed crabs

Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person

Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.

by bumski May 27, 2006

smashed

to be drunk

Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.

by steph March 25, 2004

smashed spider

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her smashed spider.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

smashed out

v. (state of being) When a person has played Super Smash Bros. entirely too much, and can no longer stand the game.

It is not uncommon for a person who is "smashed out" to feel nauseous or enraged when in the same room as people playing Super Smash Bros.

"No, seriously guys, I'm smashed out. Turn that off, lets watch some TV."

"Dude, if you keep playing now you're going to be smashed out later tonight when we have nothing else to do."

by University Inn April 24, 2008

Bag of Smashed Ass

n.

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)

Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!

by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008

A bag of smashed assholes

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

slasher

A category of the horror movie genre that is defined by its common characteristic of having a minor plot and focusing on the killing and gore in the movie.

Typically it has been portrayed as one maniac killing a group of helpless teenagers, but in recent movies, it has started to be redefined such as in Freddy vs. Jason where the maniacs try to kill each other or as the re-release of Dawn of the Dead were there are many enemies, but the backbone of the movie is in its graphic scenes between the zombies and the surviving humans.

by The Definator June 25, 2005