Slimy Selleck

After a long night of drinking, a Slimy Selleck is the process of passing out on ones own toilet, and waking up with a neatly collected mustache made of pubes from the surrounding bathroom floor.

Man, I totally passed out last night baby faced, and woke up with a slimy Selleck.

by Slime Selleck April 24, 2020

Slidey Slide

A slidey slide: when an alcoholic beverage simply slides or slips down someone’s throat with ease

“Coors light is the best beverage to get maximum Slidey slide action”

by Slide Master June 25, 2020

Slimykneecaps

They are an amazing tiktoker that makes a bunch of funny content from aot, jjk, sk8, etc.. but they are definitely my fav tiktoker and they are awesome! You should def go follow them. You’ll love their content especially if u love anime!

Boy: have you seen this funny video?
Girl: yes, isn’t that from “slimykneecaps”
Boy: yes!! Aren’t they awesome!
Girl: they really are

by tallcookie April 19, 2021

Slimy little weasel

Someone who tries to screw or cheat you, usually out of money or assets, often acting friendly and pleasant in an insincere way.

You think you can screw me you slimy little weasel?!

by de-pube August 6, 2021

slime whip

To drive drunk

Person 1: can I get a ride home? I drank too much.
Person 2: Enough out of you Jace. Back in Guania we had to slime whip everywhere or we would be legally penalized.

by munfan August 20, 2021

eye-slimer

The unattractive combination of eye boogers and eyeliner that forms in the corner of the eyes in a slimey black blob - sometimes due to not removing one's make-up before going to bed.

Lauren forgot to take off her make-up again last night and she woke up with a nasty case of eye-slimer.

"Hey Lauren, wipe the corner of your eyes, you've got a little eye-slimer there!"

by Gingermom4 August 4, 2007

Twat slime

The moist goop that builds up in a ladies vaginal quarters when she is in a state of arrousle.

Last night I dressed up as a herring and performed a sexual dance for lady jaimie vonkaufenmister, I must have been doing somthing right as her twat slime was flowing like water from a fucked fridge.

by adamson kaufmannson March 7, 2010