Back-Slapping Betty

Another word for female masturbation.

"Oh girl! After my date with Joe I spent the night back-slapping betty!"

by h.l March 5, 2006

Fanny slapping

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.

"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"

by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010

Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.

"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"

by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006

Sticky Slapping

cumming on your hand slapping the girl twice, then slapping her with your dick

Dude, look Jordan is sticky slapping Catherine!!

by Jordan Aaron Robinson January 2, 2008

boot slapping

a dance move; done by a fan of industrial music or Rivet-heads(look up definition).Rivet-head's often wear garb such as old army boots, giving a slap with the palm of the hand while dancing. dance popular among rivet-heads, performed chiefly to industrial or electronic based music.

Rivet-heads began boot slapping to show off their dance moves.

by CG roxane October 3, 2007

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

Flap Slapping

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.

On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping

by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010