Alabama Mudd Slammer

The act of noodling a catfish and then using said catfish to sodomize another human.

Yeah I took Jessica out last night by the river, gave her the ole Alabama Mudd Slammer, not sure if she came or left smelling more like a catfish.

by SkratFish July 23, 2022

South Valley Slammer

The alter-ego of the infamous Sidewalk Slammer. You drink half of a 40oz Corona and fill the rest with tequila. Once you finish, you smash the bottle.

Hey John are you down for South Valley Slammers tonight? I’m trying to get after it.

by Quagmire Fritchenstein January 31, 2023

Serengeti sea slammer

Surprising your partner by jumping out of the front hall closet with a bucket of sea water, completely soaking them, and mounting them like the ferocious predator you are. For bonus points, make sure the front door stays open so your dominance is properly known.

My wife came home late from work the other day, so I caught her with a quick Serengeti sea slammer that caught the whole neighborhood off guard.

by BiiggDawwwgg July 24, 2025

The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space

Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

bummer slummer

a person who slums in other people’s misery

Any tourist who goes to a third world country merely to live in luxury for cheap, while abject poverty and hunger exist all about them, is nothing but an unprincipled bummer slummer.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 8, 2014

I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

by big bald obama October 7, 2021