shwifty

the act of removing ones undergarments and releasing fresh excrement on the surface beneath said persons

(person 1) hey did you see that giant yellow face?
(person 2) yea some sick lad got shwifty and saved the planet

by pseudonym no.69 December 15, 2019

shift

shift means the same as to meet someone. people used to use it all the time,in ireland, back in the day when everyone watched 'den 2' religiously when they came home from school and when they'd spend their evenings with their friends looking for more 10p coins to buy another Mr.Freeze or three. Shifting was innocent, and it was fun! then you became a teenager and shifting had two meanings; you could just meet him or you could go all the way if you wanted to! help revive an old word and bring it back into 21st century conversation by using the word 'shift' NOW!!!! they brought back wispa's so bring back shifting too!!!!!!!!! go on, you know you want to, go out and shift him NOW!!!

Emma:"eh, will you shift my friend?"

James McEvoy:"Ok!" (in a really sexy scottish accent)
*****
Boy1: "D'ye shift her yet?"

Boy2: "No,i got this talk at school and i'm going to become a priest."

*awkward silence*

Boy1: "emm...o-kay then..." runs away.
**********
Emma: "OMG you shifted James McEvoy, you are like THE uber-shifter now!"

Aoife: "The what?!!"

Emma: "ehh, never mind! anyway did you shift him, or did you, you know, shift him?!"

by kinky boots sidekick March 7, 2009

Stick Shift the Turkey

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

by ReverenMac March 2, 2011

shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.

Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.

by malfunkt October 24, 2005

Shift^Six

A phrase meaning turnt up or high, generally involving the consumption of Cannabis, which is derived from holding down shift and pressing the six key on a keyboard which results in a caret pointing upwards occasionally used to denote being "up" or "high". Also spelled ShiftSix, Shift6, Shift^6, Shift-6

Hello, good sir, would you care to engage in some light cannabis usage, eventually leading to us being quite Shift^Six

Guy 1: Hey man! What'd you do this weekend?
Guy 2: I got hella Shift^Sixed dude it was sick
Guy 1: NIIIICCCEEE

by Chardlz April 26, 2014

shift

To "get away with" another person, snog,

I shifted "yer wan" last night!

by Jonny Wishbone January 30, 2003

shiftless whore

lazy good-for-nothing woman who has intercourse with many people, but does so poorly and without ambition.

Angee is a shiftless whore.

by angee "shiftless whore" mackey January 27, 2008