Shred Index

The quantifiable calculation of the amount of gnar that can be shredded by ones board and/or ski.

Bro you're a boarder therefore your shred index is far lower.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.

by Sean2017 February 22, 2015

Shredding Weight

Losing over 8 pounds in two weeks

What are you talking About? You're shredding weight with that 21 day fix.

by Gaza the kazan April 25, 2015

Shred

A session associated with Longboarding (Normally at very high speeds)

"Yo, Dave! Wanna shred tonight?!
"'Course, Dude!"

by Lokick September 27, 2015

Shred some gnar

Wicked skate tricks
Straight killin it on a skate board

You guys ready to shred some gnar?

by ABKT111017 November 16, 2018

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018

shredded

When your emotions, or physical advances are completely rejected, ignored, and/or obliterated by the intended recipient

"Hi. Vanessa, I think love you"
"DUDE, does this shirt make my tiny breasts look weird?" *SHREDDED*
"Ohp"

"Hi. You look beautiful today Vanessa"
"Thanks!" *SHREDDED*

"Hi. Vanessa you want to go do something fun today??"
"Bro, got to be home before curfew" *SHREDDED*

by Sawyer66 January 4, 2019

Shred Head

When you get a blow job or the good suck from someone with braces.

My hommie gave me some good shred head yesterday, but now my meat is all cut up.

by Drew p. Wiener February 11, 2019