shartersaus

when you need to go to the bathroom so bad you can smell it from yr ars

OH NO I HAVE SOME SHARTERSAUSE

by anonymous March 4, 2022

Shaper

To shape is the act of doing without intent

Someone who tries to bend reality and circumstances to their favor

Defective Bots

Humans you wonder how they get through life

Salesman’s worst nightmare as customers
Managers are master shapers

That shaper tried to trade in a rental car from enterprise.

Shapers gon shape

by Splash King May 12, 2022

Sharpen up your buttons

To get better at something.

If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons

by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022

Sharpening

code word for slitting your WRISTS.
if you’re not comfortable with saying it upfront to the person you’re talking to.

🟠 Girl 1 : What are you doing right now?

⚫️Guy 1 : Just a bit of sharpening, you?

🟠Girl 1: Oh, not much.

by LuxeFromGuac August 6, 2022

shapper

someone who loves fapping in the shower

"I told the girl I have a crush on that the guy she likes is a Shapper, but life is such bullshit because she told me that it only made her want to suck his dick even more."

"Hurry up in there shapper! We all gotta be bathed and ready to leave by 445!"

by Savagefapper September 23, 2022

Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.

"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."

by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022

Sharker

A "Sharker" is a term used by the Roblox Trading Community to call someone who lies about their item's value/other people's items to trick someone into accepting a bad offer as if it was good.
Sharkers usually do that to profit fast, and usually ruin all their reputation.
Very common with rare/semi-rare items, since they're not traded that much and not everyone know how to profit with them.

Roger: Can you accept my trade? My item gets 1 million overpays!
Pedro: Bro, stop SHARKING! You're lying, your item is bad! Sharker!

by orca 0rcl February 22, 2023