by Lilmilk October 9, 2017

A disease which is contagious- coming from Alize phelps who started taking SELFIEs when she popped out-how to know you are taking to many Selfie's : (1) you take a SELFIE every 1-2 hours a day. (2)you have to take more than 15 Selfie's to figure out which one u like best (3) you post pictures every hour on social media sites; watch out and look for side affects before it gets to bad(doctors wouldn't help Alize so now she is crazy for Selfie's
by $elfieoverdose March 16, 2015


Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.
Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail…
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!
by CatanSlayer December 18, 2013

by 124235346 February 24, 2017

When a fat person frames a picture, selfie/profile pic, in such a way that 99% of there mass is hidden.
by Gordon cowperthwate July 21, 2017

When you lay on your own back while hoisting your legs up over your own face and cumming in your own mouth then swallowing it.
by shockwaves81 May 1, 2015
