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Raw selfie

To take a picture of yourself with no makeup , filter, or edit.
She took a pic with no makeup musta been a raw selfie. fresh
by Lilmilk October 9, 2017
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selfie-overdose

A disease which is contagious- coming from Alize phelps who started taking SELFIEs when she popped out-how to know you are taking to many Selfie's : (1) you take a SELFIE every 1-2 hours a day. (2)you have to take more than 15 Selfie's to figure out which one u like best (3) you post pictures every hour on social media sites; watch out and look for side affects before it gets to bad(doctors wouldn't help Alize so now she is crazy for Selfie's
Alize phelps is a Selfie-overdoser
by $elfieoverdose March 16, 2015
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Selfie-illiterate

The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.
I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April
by MATMD555 May 27, 2018
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Selfie-restraint

Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.
Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail…
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!
by CatanSlayer December 18, 2013
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Selfy Freak

A person who will take a selfy any where
Person 1. Hurry up there's a tornado.
Selfy freak. hold on let me take a selfy with it.
by 124235346 February 24, 2017
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Iceberg selfie

When a fat person frames a picture, selfie/profile pic, in such a way that 99% of there mass is hidden.
Hey Adam, check fat Karen's iceberg selfie!
by Gordon cowperthwate July 21, 2017
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selfie swallow

When you lay on your own back while hoisting your legs up over your own face and cumming in your own mouth then swallowing it.
I was so horny I preformed a selfie swallow in myself.
by shockwaves81 May 1, 2015
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