Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.
by Amy Morgan June 18, 2017
A person is selfie-indulgent if their profile pictures on various app sites are exclusively Dutch angle solo face shots.
"I really like making gifs with gifboom, but the people who follow me are so selfie-indulgent. Yes, you're cute. Now make a gif, for Pete's sake."
by boba_mcsolo December 28, 2013
A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.
jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.
by 3zeek September 26, 2015
I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April
by MATMD555 April 18, 2018
When you lay on your own back while hoisting your legs up over your own face and cumming in your own mouth then swallowing it.
I was so horny I preformed a selfie swallow in myself.
by shockwaves81 May 01, 2015
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by Lilmilk October 09, 2017