scrim

a sexual act involving anal penetration with a glass bottle

Man, me and Simon scrimmed each other with a wine bottle last night, it was pretty hot

by ebolpatrol November 26, 2014

Scrimmage

To have sex with, play the skin flute, flog the dolphin, best three seconds of your life

"Man, Rachel looks insane tonight, I'd sure love to scrimmage with her!"

by Falcor96 February 6, 2009

scrime

variation on scrimp. a cheapskate.

(coined prior to 1968 by lotta turner, age 85)

he won't spend a penny on anything. he's a scrime.

by Merely March 31, 2011

scrimp

v. to perform anal sex and ejaculate in said anus and then eat said semen.
variations: scrimped; scrimping; scrimps.

After John finished fucking Mary in the ass, he scrimped his freshly blown load out of her pooper.

by NIKINK (the original. Anyone else using this name shall pay the price!!) May 16, 2004

scrimpton

A modern sport, consisting of two or more people jumping meaninglessly and throwing themselves around on an air bed/mattress. This is perhaps better played in an enclosed area such as a tent, to prevent the competitors from falling or tumbling off the bouncy mattress.

Legend has it, that scrimpton was originally created, when two teenage boys were having a fight in a tent. When one boy fell onto the air-filled mattress, he allegedly had an epiphany. He thought, "Why do we insist on fighting each other, when we could put our differences aside and have a tremendous time jumping and falling onto this surprisingly hilarious airbed?". He aired this realisation to his friend, who instantly agreed and they proceeded to tell a few immediate friends of their discovery. Since this day, scrimpton has never looked back, and has now become a worldwide phenomenon.

"Hey Brian, you fancy a quick round of scrimpton?"

-"No thanks Horace mate, it's a bit too rough for me"
"Oh come on Brian! Don't be a peekacheese! It's really fun, everybody loves a bit of scrimpton."
-"Fine Horace, you win. Scrimpton it is."

by bilf seeker April 9, 2010

Scrimpton

A person who hangs around public bathrooms asking people if they have a pound for the condom machine all day.

Steve: I wanna bang this chick from work, but I can't afford condoms, lend me a quid?
Barry: Mate you are such a fucking scrimpton.

by The Friendly Goat September 16, 2015

scrimimage

its the most amazing word ever and its the
only universal word in the english language

e.g. ouch, that scrimimage!
scrimimage?
he scrimimaged on and on
get that scrimimage out of my anus, now!

by tim gaucafoley July 20, 2008