SMILF

broken smile

This can represent either a half hearted attempt to smile
-or-
A faked smile to hide your true emotions

I was depressed and my attempt at smiling was no more than a SMILF.

I SMILF'd at that jerk Joe who thinks he's my friend even though I publicly dislike him.

by xkcd42 February 26, 2009

scilarious

Something that is both scary and hilarious; often referring to something that is funny because of how frightening it is.

Glenn Beck is scilarious.

by Dr. Ingmar Selprup September 11, 2010

scalfart

When a italian-american expels gas in such a way that it lets of a aroma of pepperoni and meatballs. Almost as if you get a taste of Tuscany, if Tuscany were made of shit bricks.

Bubba - "What's that smell!?"

Craig - "Sorry dude, I scalfarted"

by 15894 November 7, 2010

Scifi Whore

An actor or actress that appears in numerous science fiction shows and films. The ones you spot on the screen and think "Didn't I see thingy in wotsit?".

Malachi Throne is such a scifi whore.

by MissyEd April 28, 2011

SILF

Slut I'd Like to Fuck

Despite sluts are possibly diseased, it doesn't stop me from fucking them. All I have to do is put on a rubber. If they're ugly, no brown paper bag or rubber. The hot sluts are always a SILFs.

by Jamesbobond August 20, 2011

Silfies

Someone with the name of Silfies tends to be a very timid person. Someone who has a low IQ along with the fact that they have a tendency to spend very little money on condoms due to lack of sex.

Oh his name is silfies? I feel bad for him

by The super Golden November 18, 2011

scilisiphilia

The sexual desire for pastries, including various pies, cakes, and strudels.

I wen't to Marvin's Bakery and my scilisiphilia got the best of me, I ended up in bed with an apple pie all night.

by Danind03 August 1, 2012