rubber coyote

When someone (especially in a business setting) is proposing something at a meeting that’s totally ineffective.

(People at a corporate office were searching for a way to scare off geese that were fouling up the grounds. Rubber coyote decoys were used to try and scare the birds away . . . but it didn't work.)

“Biff, you and I both know that having employees share computers to cut back on costs is a rubber coyote. It’ll decrease productivity and negatively affect morale.”

by dtm1971 April 24, 2010

rubbaboy

A far superior being of the human race, who knows pretty much everything in every subject.

Also has a great booty and an enourmous penis.

> Guy: RubbaBoy pls help
> RubbaBoy: ok i help
> Guy: If 3x−y=12, what is the value of 8x/2y
> RubbaBoy: 2^12
> Guy: ok thx rubbaboy ur gr8

by rubbalover37 aka loidsemus July 1, 2018

Emo rubbing

The act of having kinky sexual encounters with an above average male (7.5+ inches). The sex is rough, painful but yet very pleasurable for the female & male. Emo rubbing involves ripping clothes off, biting, clawing, hair pulling, scratches, wrestling around, and throwing each other against the wall. The male is often considered the emo rubber.

Hey bro, why are you and your girlfriend covered in bruises?" "We just got finished emo rubbing.

by JackYoSmith. September 1, 2010

knee rubbing

The act of trying to massage another man's dick while across the table from him but coming short and caressing his leg.

Guy 1: dude! Stop knee rubbing me!

Guy 2: bro, I'm only trying to massage your dick. C'mon

by Drakeisacumguzzler July 13, 2016

rubber crumbs

Small granules of recycled tires used to pad artificial turf athletic fields or playground surfaces. The crumbs are a bigger and softer than grains of sand. A good way to use recycled used tires.

"I could feel rubber crumbs flying around my legs when I ran the 40-yard dash in my flip-flops."

by yes juanito yes October 23, 2014

rubbing the elf

Female Masturbation
Also a Diesel Boy song

ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand

by Stanley Spedowski May 27, 2006

rubber

1. Naturally occuring substance that is the basis for most latex products, although synthetics are becoming more and more common.

2. Am. Slang - condom

3. Br. Slang - pencil eraser

1. "The crew just harvested a grove of rubber trees."

2. "I have to run out and grab some rubbers before my girlfriend comes over."

3. "Can I borrow a rubber? Mine wore down."

by maria13 February 10, 2005