Rudemath

Mathematics used wrongly.

Hanging on the bliss twig of ignorami, thrust into the braintangular of rudemath

by PiPPiLiNA November 7, 2002

Rudemandic

A boyfriend being a fucking asshole. A man that is not romantic. One who fucks things up, suffocating you: A fuck up.

"Your so rudemandic." ("Your being such a fucking asshole.")EX: Wes and Ricky

by Raziffy December 19, 2007

RubenTheToad

Me

What’s your username on urbandictionary.com?
-RubenTheToad

by RubenTheToad October 5, 2017

Ruben

Ruben is usually a rude as hell person, but when you get to know him they're actually very cool and nice! Rubens make you laugh lots of times and are very social. They have dark humor and aren't afraid to tell you what they want!

Ruben that wasn't an appropriate joke!

by MackLee 101 October 22, 2019

The Ruben's fast

A form of fasting which permits only consuming Fudruckers, salt grass and Rosa's cafe, banana splits, and Watta Burger for an entire week.

Person one: Hey next week I have to fast, so i am going to chose to do the Ruben's fast
Person two: yea I will try it also

by Ben Steller October 26, 2019

rube

(Ruub) an ambiguous word used to insult and degrade. Can be used as a prefix for words such as: rubbish, rubidium, rubard, ruby, rubben studdard, rubben sangwich, electric rubaloo, rubuttal, ruboumir, rubert, etc.

Most effectively conveyed with an Australian or Kiwi accent.

"Oi! Which one o' yew rubes slobadd all over thes beekwood!?"

by mongolwolod March 16, 2009

Ruben

Pulling a Ruben is a term used about men masturbating

"Hey Where are you going?"
"I'm going home to pull a Ruben"
"Oh I did that 2 hours ago"

by the cool gang April 21, 2010