Russia

A huge great country associated with vodka and believed to be very evil. They're not

Them - Ew! We're learning about Russia
Me - Russia is a great country. I'm even learning the language

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 10, 2023

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

Baby Russia

An internet emoticon that represents a baby Russian. The character always stares at the character once it is typed or drawn, and is often accompanied by "Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS."

.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)

Also known as "Little Russia"

.J. < Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS.

by EstonianBrony July 24, 2012

Russia

A country that has been historically known for its power and size. Also the world's largest country, successor of the Soviet Union after the cold war.

In mother Russia, you don't feed dog dog feed you

by shivu1231 November 14, 2023

Russia

The best place ever dont know why ppl hating.

suak blyat.

Hey name me a place to go

sure.... Russia

But why

bc Suka blyat

by sukay gay blyat October 31, 2023

Russia

A nightmare with crazy creatures with small eyes similar to chinese ones. Screaming "russia" is an European state and they have strongest army of goblins.

mom i had a bad dream
russia agian huh
yes...
mom hugs her child*

by just.an.caucasia.doing.stuff January 1, 2022

Russia

There lived a certain man
In Russia long ago
He was big and strong
In his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him
With terror and fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine

Russia

by Bonsaii May 26, 2022