An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
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in soviet russia

a meme in which something is reversed between america and soviet russia
in america you write definition, in soviet russia definition writes you
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In soviet russia

A type of meme that everything is reversed.
In soviet russia, the pokemon catches you.
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Mikal Russia

When someone is that mentally paralytic off the bevvies, literally nothing they say is bound by the laws of logic and basic speech.
"He was fucked him, last night, you know"

"He was just enjoying himself"

"No, he was full-on bordering Mikal Russia"

"...Fuck."
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russia russia russia hoax

A ploy by the democratic party to overturn the 2016 election by baselessly accusing Trump of colluding with the Russian government.
"Are you really bringing uo the russia russia russia hoax? That was disproven years ago!"
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Russia Today

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.
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Baby Russia

An internet emoticon that represents a baby Russian. The character always stares at the character once it is typed or drawn, and is often accompanied by "Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS."

.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)

Also known as "Little Russia"
.J. < Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS.
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