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round-square

To create a round-square would defy the laws of physics, philosophy, space, time, and spacetime. Such a thing could possibly cause the unweaving of the fabric of time and space. Existence as we know it would cease.
Uh-oh ... is that a round-square? ...

*POP*
by Coffee May 2, 2005
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round feet

What happens to your feet when you drink too much at the Wood-Ridge Inn and you try to walk. The act of having trouble walking after being drunk. Round feet tend to make the bushes to come out onto the sidewalks.
Tom and Alicia had trouble walking home on their round feet.
by Tom Jalinski May 24, 2007
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The Round Cupcake

this is what it is called when a man who has no pubic hair put his penis into a women who has a forest of hair growing in and around her vagina.
"Last night I experienced the round cupcake four times"
by Hopf December 22, 2004
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She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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round-heeled

Exceptionally easy to get in the sack; promiscuous.
Say what you will about the French, but Englishwomen are the most round-heeled in Europe.
by The Rt. Rev. Dr. Matt McNulty October 30, 2007
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The Rounds

The lineup for weekends of binge drinking, partying, drug consumption, etc. with close friends.

Generally, the rounds begin on Friday nights and continue consecutively with each night consisting of harder drinking/partying.

Although most people who have lives end their rounds on Sunday night, essentially the rounds do not end until a member of the group decides to rest.
The Rounds.

Example:
Round 1 - Friday night

Round 2- Saturday night

And if you can handle it
Round 3- Sunday night (usually known as the "Final Round")

Also see 'The Round to End All Rounds'
by John Bannister July 17, 2011
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Roundhouse Cock-Slap

Retaliating to an insult by rising from your chair, leaping into the air, spreading your arms wide and rotating in a helicopter like fashion in order to create enough centrifugal force to stun your opponent with your rapidly revolving cock.
My boss gave me a poor performance evaluation so I leapt from my chair and roundhouse cock-slapped the son of a bitch with such force that the resounding thunder clap of my cock striking his cheek left a Phallic shaped bruise that lasted for a week.
by Germanicus Cockslapickus October 1, 2016
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