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Parking Lot Roulette

Stepping into an elevator at the parking garage where you last left your car, only to realize you have no idea what floor you left your car on, typically after a long shift at work when all you want to do is be at home.
Akeem: Dam, work was hell today, I can wait to get home, what floor you on?

Semmi: Four, no wait, six, aww shit, looks like I’m playing Parking Lot Roulette
by menelaos June 17, 2009
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Debit-Card Roulette

The suspenseful game of trying to buy things with a debit card that has little money left in the account. You win if you have enough money to buy the item; you lose if you find you have "insufficent funds" and cannot buy the item.
John lost his first game of debit-card roulette when he tried to buy ten dollars worth of McDonalds with $4.25 left in his account.
by Lutesy123 December 15, 2012
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Apple juice roulette

An obscure party game played by pranksters, frat guys, and close friends alike. The game is played with multiple glasses of apple juice, how many is up to the player. One glass is filled with piss. The players each tale a glass and drink until someone drinks the piss. Some people like to turn this into a prank and fill all of the glasses with piss.
Dan is such a dick sometimes. We decided to play apple juice roulette and he filled all the glasses with piss!
by Sassmaster Sparky P August 13, 2013
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Bottle Flip-Roulette

A fun-stress relieving game which combines bottle flipping with Russian roulette. It is widely enjoyed and played in a campus parties (before finals), emo gatherings, and in death camps. This game requires usually 6 people, a half filled water bottle and a revolver with only one loaded chamber. Each person takes their turns to successfully do a bottle flip in order to avoid the revolver. If the person fails, the person gets to have a date with the revolver. The game only ends when one person is left standing.
"Statistics show 1 out of 6 people liked Bottle Flip-Roulette."
by Arkansoul September 23, 2017
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Zoom Suicide Roulette

When the teacher puts you in a breakout room with your homies, each one of you takes turns showing your dick on the zoom call and rotate every 30 seconds until the teacher joins your breakout room. Whoever has their dick showing when the teacher arrives is the loser.
"hey sam I didn´t see you at school today, what happened?"
"I got kicked out for playing Zoom Suicide Roulette"
"what a legend"
by WW2Porn February 25, 2021
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Mexican roulette

When an individual clearly has to drop some brown, but instead tempts fate by squeezing out a series seemingly abundant farts... much like squeezing the trigger in traditional Russian roulette.

A winning participant is blessed with the gift of hilarious flatulence and clean underwear, while a loser has to deal with the unpleasantness of a shart.
Karl's totally petrified of public toilets - he ended up losing at Mexican roulette last night at the bar and had to cab it home with shitty pants. What a douche.
by thedoodthemaninthechair June 11, 2006
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Rowlet

The worlds' Cutest pokemon uwu.
Rowlet is the best!
by Calico Kaco November 16, 2019
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