So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.
Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2022
Get the Robertmug. A big asshole. Has no heart for anyone. Only cares about himself. Has a small ass dick and doesn't know how to use it. Short and ugly.
Me: he was such a Robert.
by Firesauce96 October 23, 2019
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a very sweet, kind, caring, cute, and funny person. He knows how to light up a room when he walks in. He can be cuddly and adorable a lot. Even though at times he may say he is not cute, do not listen to him because you know he is very cute and adorable.
"He is so cute! Who us he? Robert."
by imboredidk June 1, 2020
Get the Robertmug. by Sksbbdjsoakwfb June 9, 2020
Get the Robertmug. Some times a really big cunt and will not stop texting your girlfriend about joining discord. He over does relationships and what to kill them selfs. And he all ways trys to be like hitler
Robert time and place
by Demuretsmyugi June 10, 2020
Get the Robertmug. If you ever meet anyone name Robert be grateful since he’s gonna be someone important in your life.He’s independent but will be there for you and it’s more likely he’s gonna in bed . really smart and bright never let him go
by Jeeryb November 4, 2021
Get the robertmug.