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Rig Bitch

( n): A woman, usually good looking and working as a medic in the oil patch. These women work for long periods of time and are surrounded by the same crew of rig pigs. After so long, a Rig Bitch becomes overwhelmed with hormones and will allow several of the formentioned rig-pigs, often with small 2.5 inch cocks, to perform carnal acts on her every orifice. Sometimes up to 3-4 rig-pigs will participate in the coitus at one time
That Rig Bitch is awesome! She let me give her the New Jersey Meat Hook and then 4 of us ran a train on her!
by KateAk44 May 25, 2007
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rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.
lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016
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Lip rig

A massive dip at least a quarter of a can
Dipper 1: damnit ol' son that's a lip rig
Dipper 2: I know it, done emptied my can with that hog nut
by Southinyourmouth29 November 30, 2017
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Party Rig

A term used by someone who has grand delusions that he is the life of party. Realistically, it is quite the opposite.
Person who is a Party Rig: "I am such a party rig. I go out all the time and everyone thinks I'm so awesome".
by BrisMan October 17, 2011
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stellar rig

I have a stellar rig.
by PimpDaddyCrackDealeh February 5, 2014
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fucktciously-rig

1. A repair that is very ugly and or is likely to fail a week or two after the repair is made.

2. To modify something in a way to defy authority or the law. Such as "fixing" a cable box to get free premium channels, jail braking an iPhone or a sawing-off a shotgun.

3. A politically correct way to say nigger-rig.
When my computer power supply quit, I need to order a new one on-line. Until it came in, I was able to fucktciously-rid my computer with another power supply that was too large to fit inside the computer case.

He was so audacious the way if fucking rigged that shit up with duck tape. It was truly fucktciously-rigged
by ratnard August 18, 2013
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Monkey-rig

Makeshift repair or temporary contrivance, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. jury rig wing
We had to monkey-rig the car door so it would shut after the car accident.
by smarteepants May 10, 2012
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