retrograde wheelbarrow

Its when you are part of a donkey show where you have a donkey and a man(or woman)in a harness, and the donkey is giving it to the man(or woman) while suspended from the donkey. Meanwhile there's a midget with a riding crop wearing nothing more than a black leather hat. He's whipping the donkey to get it to move while the donkey is also eating out of a bag of oats laced with PCP. Now you take a Wii remote with the nunchuck attachment and you insert either end into the donkey's rectum, you then put the other end into the midget's rectum. There's a wheelbarrow behind the donkey. In the wheelbarrow is a tub of pudding with a german female midget can can dancing in the pudding, while "God Save the Queen" is playing on a radio.

I was down in TJ taking a cab when a taxi driver asked me if I wanted to see a donkey show. I told him I had already seen one so he asked if I had ever seen a retrograde wheelbarrow done.

by The Cultists November 22, 2007

retro-honors

When you back and complete Honors level work for a class you completed in the past.

"Hey Dr. Fahy, do you mind if I do a retro-honors for that Ethics class I took last year?"

by DesPERRYado October 26, 2005

retrogay

Retrogay is what you call a slow person disoriented in fads and styles who gets hooked on one that has already ended for one month to a few years except only beginning for them just to make them feel cooler. It can also be the item or style that was part of the old fad.

Person 1: Dude! Look at my freaking awesome new LIVESTRONG bracelet! How cool is this? I'm the only guy in our homeroom that has one.
Person 2: Man, thats so retrogay. Those things went out of style two years ago you nerd.

Person 1: " I just bought these sweet pair of jeans and polo from Hollister! It was so awesome they were on clearence for 19.99! No one else has the spring style yet but me! I'm gonna totally win that hot babe over at the club tonight when she sees how im pimpin"
Person 2: Dude, its November. You're such a retrogay.

by Yung Geezy December 26, 2007

Retro-noying

a word or phrase that has been overused, and repeated incessantly and ad nauseam.

phrases like: Your Mom, That's What She Said, ...NOT, ...PSYCHE, you got burned, and then Want some ice for that burn?, you got served...., Napoleonic Goshhhes, quoting Superbad, (negative)sayswhat, ninjas v. pirates, t47k1n6 1n 733t, etc.

this does not include: Getting Moded (bring it back folks), so's your face, In Soviet Russia..., etc.

1: (touches armrest in theater, encounters sticky soda residue) ugh, it's so sticky
2: That's what SHE said
1: dude, that is mad retro-noying.

1: hey my friend over there thinks you're cute...
2: oh really? cool. what's her ---
1: ...NOT haha
2: that is so retro-noying

1: hey, I'm new here, what's your name?
2: I'm McLovin' WHOO!
1: you have no idea how retro-noying that is by now.

by Jordan Dylan Merkin March 19, 2008

Retro-Electro

The past of technology that has assisted in development to the now times of electronics.

Can also be said in the context of old school electronica music.

"This gameboy is a hardcore piece of "Retro-Electro".

Yeahhhhs, come buddy, lets groove on to the "Retro-Electro" that is "No Limits".

by SquirrelPower January 12, 2009

retro booty

Some o' dat old fashioned booty. Some old school donk. A song by Childish Gambino.

Damn, I haven't seen a girl with such a retro booty in a while.

by dudek8 November 7, 2014

Retromancer

A person, or group of persons dedicated to the revival and/or resurrection of any and all things now considered 'retro'.

"Those retromancers are weird... The internet was *so* 90's."

by Anoiktos November 23, 2006