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Reading

Code word used to describe the act of sexual intercourse (doing the nasty).
Girl you are off 'da hook! Why don't you and I enjoy some reading time?
by Oh-Nobody July 19, 2009
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alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)
those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out
by n genn February 13, 2010
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retainer

a code word for butt plug when involiving a queer bag
by jo00000on August 19, 2006
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reading

the biggest waste of a highschoolers time. most kids these days have more important things to do like playing WOW or going outside and larping. i mean really who thinks that real kids are going to spend a perfectly good summer day inside reading when they could be sitting on there ass, eating, cheetoes, naked, with a floaty around their waist, playing halo on Live.
Harry told his mom he had no time for reading. he told his mom that he was going to go out to the park and run, when in reality he was actually going out to meet up with his WOW larping friends.
by Harry the larper February 14, 2007
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readinger

a horni bastard that loves to fuck friends, gets hard and horny off of ex girlfriends, and loves to do things in movie theaters
wow look at that sexy readinger!
by hottiegirl15 May 8, 2008
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retarding

Quit retarding with the bottle caps and pass me a damn beer!
by Lucas_JWF January 29, 2009
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Retainer job

When anyone with retainers takes their retainers out of their mouth to lick them clean and simply puts them back like nothing happened.
Grace was excited to give her boyfriend a blowjob after she got her braces off, but sadly she had to wear clear plastic retainers all day every single day except for when she was eating. Grace had forgotten she was wearing them while giving him a bj so there was cum stuck in her retainer and since she wasn't wasting and of his (not so) sweet juice. This bitch takes her retainers out to give them a sexy retainer job by licking the fucking cum off of them just to put them back on. What a girl, my dick would be in love if I had her.
by RaeAnne313 February 21, 2018
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